Happy Salami Sunday
It's finally that day of week where you sit down with your family to chow down on salami. We have salami sandwiches, salami soup, salami jelly, salami meatballs, salami spread, salami chips, salami juice, salami salt and salami cake.
Aunt Margaret came, but she's vegan, silly Aunt Margaret, don't you realize that vegan salami isn't actually salami? Go home and come back on Tofu Tuesday! She might be going senile. They aren't gonna have such good food at a nursing home!
Have a nice Salami Sunday!